Crap Ian Has
Said in Public
Documented “Ian-speak" with Absurdity Scale.
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Quotes dataset: Muehlenhaus Family collected quotes since 2019. Copyright 2026, Muehlenhaus Family. All Rights Reserved.
Base map: CARTO Positron raster tiles with OpenStreetMap data attribution.
APIs/libraries: Leaflet and Leaflet.markercluster.
Marker artwork: user-provided “WTH?!?!” speech-bubble icon, used with alt text in map markup.
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